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NIAGARA FALLS -2- TOURIST GUIDE {SPOKEN - 2ND ANNOUNCEMENT): NIAGARA FALLS WAS DISCOVERED IN 1847 BY A RESIDENT OF BUFFALO, NEW YORK WHO WAS UNABLE TO SLEEP ONE NIGHT AND WENT OUTSIDE TO SEE WHAT WAS KEEPING HIM AWAKE, SINCE THAT DATE NIAGARA HAS KEPT APPROXIMATELY SEVENTY-EIGHT MILLION FROM GETTING A DECENT NIGHT?╟╓S SLEEP -A RECORD OF INSOMNIA NEVER EQUALED IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, BUT NOV| A VERY SPECIAL ADDED"ATTRACTION FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CAN STAND TO WATCH. THE FLYING FOYS WILL DEFY GRAVITY AND RISK LIFE AND LIMB BY RIDING ACROSS THE FALLS ON A TIGHT WIRE, MOUNTED ON'AN ORDINARY BICYCLE* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - THE FLYING FOYSJ GIRLS (MUSIC - LAST HALF OF "SUNSHINE NELLIE"): CH, MY, BUT AREN?╟╓T THEY DARING I CAN?╟╓T BEAR TO LOOK THEY?╟╓RE SURE TO FALL Of, GOSH, LOOK OUT NOW THEY?╟╓VE LOST THEIR BALANCE ---- OOGOOH GI RL SOPRANO AND BOY TENOR-BAR I TONE: FOR I?╟╓M FALLING IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE, SOMEONE NEW I?╟╓M FALLING IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE JUST LIKE YOU YES, I?╟╓M FALLING IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE PLAIN TO SEE I?╟╓M SURE I COULD LOVE SOMEONE MADLY IF SOMEONE WOULD ONLY LOVE ME CODAt MY OVN SWEET SCNG OF LOVE TOURIST GUIDE (3RD AI^NOUNCSMENT) t NIAGARA FALLS HAS BEEN THE HONEYMOON CAPITOL OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD. 10,386,453 HAPPY COUPLES HAVE BEGUN MARRIED LIFE HERE, RESULTING IN 29,487,521 CHILDREN - AN AVERAGE OF ONE AND TWO-FIFTHS GALLONS OF WATER PER CHILD ALL SINGERS; AMERICA, AMERICA, OUR MEMORY RECALLS NO BEAUTY RARE CAN QUITE COMPARE WITH THIS NIAGARA FALLS