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1933 SCRIPPAGE Page 3 Vr AAA AAA AAA AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW ?·* ?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤?╟≤ ?╟≤ jKV SENICCS ?╟≤?╟≤> ?╟≤?╟≤> ?╟≤?╟≤> ,* 1 vVYVVYVVVVVV WWVVVVVVVV VVVVVVVVWW VVVVVVVVVVYV wwwvvvvvvvvvvvvwww wwwvvvvw wwwvvvvvvA SENIOR PREDICTIONS There comes a time in the daily humdrum of school life when ye editor lays aside his frayed pencil, gazes absently at "Sir Galla- had" adorning the wall above the teacher's desk and solemnly predicts the future of unsuspecting senior friends. His prophecy is influenced by their characteristics, their sense of humor, and last but not least, their capacity for revenging a slander. Therefore, in a decade or so, can you picture: Bob Ross, still acting in the position of a leader, is head waiter at a local White Castle. Boy, does he sling a handsome hamburger. Helen Tanner, with Sister Thelma, is attending Hartford-on- the-Hill Teachers' College. From there, they plan to conduct a missionary tour through the wilds of Honky-on-the-Tonky for the purpose of uplifting the lowly Honky Tonkyians. Carol Witte has become an agitator and heads groups of angry women to the city hall portals, demanding the prohibition of refrigerators that have put so many p-nori-looking ice men out of work. Florence Whisnand, the poetess, has recently published a popular poem, portraying puny pigmy plife in Pafrica. (Wow! I couldn't stop!) Rosella Sorkin, the distinguished typist, has capitalized her key punching ability. She works in a bakery punching holes in doughnuts. Diana Glaser sings for the Salvation Army. Her theme song is "Mister, can ya spare a dime." Louise Caughey talks on recipes over Station KMOX. Her presentation is sponsored by the Portland Cement Co. Hummm, I wonder! Leta Workman, known for her pep and vitality, is at present honorary chairman of the Insomnia Institution for Insipid Imbeciles. "She dedicated her life to humanity." Jane Wright, eminent designer, has reached national fame as an originator of jig saw puzzles. Kenneth Dougan. the boy with an eye for beauty, slinks mysteriously from place to place, spotting scandal for his "Washyer Windshield" column. Ethel Morris has not run strictly true to form inasmuch her name is blazed in bright lights on Broadway. Our Ethel is New York's latest dancing sensation. Thelma Marcus, another little damsel, not particularly given to boisterousness, accompanied Ethel to the big city as a chaperone, but now Thelma is a wealthy owner of a string of night clubs. Dear me, what are we coming to? THORA ROBERTS GAINS THREE VICTORIES AS RESULTS OF SENIOR QUESTIONNAIRE ARE REVEALED; ALL RACES HARD FOUGHT Myra Goldstein Voted Best Girl Student; McDonald Locker Best Boy Pupil; Bob Lahey Most Athletic Boy Hey Bill! What does versatile mean??╟÷Oh Yeah? Well I don't think your idea of a pretty girl is so hot?╟÷I think I'll put you down as worst pest . Yes fellow-Soldanites another term has passed, another senior class is leaving Soldan but before going they look one another over and write their opinions of themselves and in going leave us the results of the Senior Questionnaire. After a great deal of deliberation and secrecy these results are now published for you. There wasn't much doubt in the minds of Soldan's Royalty (the Seniors) as to who the best girl student was. Myra Goldstein, former editor-in-chief of Scrip- page, won their vote by the largest majority in the questionnaire. Louise Caughey and Rosella Sorkin were mentioned. McDonald Locker ran away with the vote for best boy student. Sidney Schoen, five E student, and Gerald Presberg tied for second place and Arden Peterson, Honor Society President, won third. The dictionary gives versatile as turning easily from one thing to another. (The seniors probably thought that this meant dancing.) Thora Roberts and Arden Peterson took first place for this title. Louise Caughey and Jane Wright pulled into second place together and Diana Glaser ran a close third in the girls' list. Robert Ross and Axd*c;r Z?-:?g!? plsc^d second and third respectively in the boys' column. Thora Roberts was voted "Senior Beauty Queen," Carol Witte, vice-president of the January Class, second place (Senior Beauty Princess) and Jane Schwartz was voted third place or, I suppose, Countess of Beauty. Wilkins' Looks Win Oliver Wilkins' red hair and cheerful smile won the vote of the Senior lassies who gave him the title of the best looking boy in the Senior Class. This was one of the worst battles of the questionnaire, practically every boy getting a vote (you know, every lassie has her laddie.) Howard Demeke, a Bob Lahey Most Athletic Thora Roberts Most Popular Oliver Wilkins Best Looking Myra Goldstein Best Student cheerleader, contested Bob Ross came in a election to his looks. second for the close third. I honor and ye senior president wonder if Bob attributes his ^ _ Thora Roberts wins again! Yowsuh! She is not only the most versatile, and best looking girl in this class but she is the most popular girl. Jane Wright was the Seniors' choice for second notch and Carol Witte for third. There seems to be more Ethel Morris competition where any ques- Most Silent tion pertained to boys. Does this mean the fair sex's silent acknowledgment of the superiority of the male? The Class of Jan. '33 still retains the high esteem of its president which is shown by the fact that Bob Ross was the name that followed the question, "Who is the most popular boy" on more papers than any other. Bob Lahey, prominent athlete, came in second in this race. Howard Demeke cheered his way into the hearts of the Seniors and won third place. Una Schade won the most eccentric girl's place by a large majority. I don't know?╟÷maybe it's the way she sings "Chloe" or "The St. Louis Blues." Audrey Flickinger second, Louise Caughey third. Paul Braudrick Wittiest (Continued on Page 4, Col. 2) SENIOR PREDICTIONS Arden Peterson, announcing the latest Paris creations to the elite. Ah?╟÷such graceful lines! Four wheeled hydraulic brakes, too! Myra Goldstein, as diminutive as ever, is a doer of big things in the field of research. She heads the High Commission for the Preservation of Rare, Extinct, Friendless, and Downtrodden Collar Buttons. Sidney Schoen is a demoniac racing driver at Indianapolis, and signs everything from Old Lucky- fields to Austins. He learned the tricks of the trade parking at Soldan in the morning. Abe Golubock is a bond salesman and is working his way through his fourth college. Sam Goldenberg is a veteran office boy in a Kroger store. In three years he's going to retire on a pension. Thora Roberts has at last reached film stardom, via the bright lights of the stage. Why, I knew her when . Oliver Wilkins is banking on a banking career, and you can bank on that. Still, there's many a slip between the bunk and the bank. Ralph (Coach) Showers, between^ violin lessons, is still training for"^the mile; ""Ifttr etaltftS- it develops endurance, flat feet, and ability to dodge collectors. Louis Malin is a struggling humor editor on the Rankeville Rag. Oh, my! What a comedown for "chief." Joe Lowe, after taking muscular development exercises, has become a roaring, raging, rising, rough 'rassler. (whew!) Arthur Engel, the poet of the shiny pate (not bald,?╟÷oily) has become a crooner. (Somebody has to become a crooner). He goes under the name of "Wilting Willie, the Warbler." Cute! Bob Lahey's experience as cheer leader no doubt had something to do with his being recently crowned "Champeen Hog Caller of the Woruld." He credits his success to personality and magnetism. Joe Burns' ticket selling ability is remembered as we find the latest report from the Polar regions commending Joe's success as a refrigerator salesman. Una Schade has just returned from a successful tour of Europe, ?╟÷as a tourist. Paul Braudrick has acquired a silk topper, a lot of weight, an abundance of promises, a carload of rotten cigars, and has become a politician. Paul, you, of all people! Whodathunkit! Elmore Cave is another Soldan- ite to gain fame in Hollywood. He portrays the strong silent type, lik?? Eddie Cantor.