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    I MARRIED SEVEN BROTHERS MELLY (sweetly) I SAID I'D CHERISH ONE MAN AND I FELT SO PROUD I NEVER THOUGHT THAT ONE MAN WOULD TURN INTO. . A CROWD! I MARRIED SEVEN BROTHERS OH, GOD, COULD THERE BE ANY OTHERS ARE THERE EIGHT - ARE THERE TEN? BATTALIONS OF MEN I'M BACK WAITIN' TABLES AGAIN I MARRIED SEVEN BROTHERS I'VE BECOME SEVEN WIVES, SEVEN MOTHERS ALL THOSE GAPING GALLOOTS IN OLD MUDDY BOOTS I'M LOCKED IN A CABIN OF BRUTES I'LL HAVE TO MAKE A MILLION STRIPS OF BACON - AND WHAT ABOUT THE EGGS I'LL HAVE TO FRY ALL MY FAITH IN MARRIAGE HAS BEEN SHAKEN I'LL BE FIXIN' PORK AND BEANS - TURNIN' FLAPJACKS BAKIN' BREAD - MAKIN' PIE OH I'LL BE FIXIN' MUFFINS - TURKEY STUFFINS CHAINED TO THE KITCHEN TILL I DIE------WHY? I MARRIED SEVEN. BUMPKINS I'D LIKE TO SQUASH 'EM LIKE PUMPKINS GOTTA GET ME A PLAN - TO STICK WITH MY MAN AND CLEAN OUT THIS PONTIPEE CLAN